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ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

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gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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diomedeia:

studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago

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yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
Me: *breaks out into song*